This is jokes collection forwarded from a friend. Life is full of fun if we can have good sense of humor. I am learning and wish to increase the good sense of humor so that I can enjoy every minutes of my life with full of fun. It is no doubt that life is difficult but we can always be positive thinking by way of changing our bad mood.

I do agreed that no one can bring happiness to us unless ourselves. We are the one choosing to be happy and stay in good mood. I prefer not to waste my time in bad mood. Laugh happily with these good joke series will be one of the good ways to stay happily.

Stay happily can built up our healthy life, agree with me?

Husband V/S Wife

Husband: Do you know the meaning of W I F E?

It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

Wife: No darling, it means,With Idiot For Ever

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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,

So I’d be in your hands all day.

Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,

So I could have a new o ne everyday.

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Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills..

Wife: When must I give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you

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Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.

Husband: You should have known it the minute

I asked you to marry me.

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Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.

So I bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why Three?

Husband: For you and your parents

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Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest?

Husband: A lovely Push…!!!

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Q: What is the most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday?

A: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again

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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,

You know, I was a fool when I married you..

The husband replied, “Yes dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice

A friend told me that she is having one weight scale in her bathroom and one kitchen scale at her kitchen. These suppose to be a good practice. I do believe many will measure weight after they take bath. Then the kitchen scale is helpful to prepare the accuracy volume of cook ingredients to cook delicious meals.

She is looking for a digital scale now. I though the bathroom scale is no longer functioning well so that she need to get one for replacement but I am wrong. She is working on to maintain her ideal weight after she put so many efforts to loss weight. She plans to get a new one to put at her kitchen. Guess what. She wishes to know her weight before and after meals.

Do you think she really needs two weight scales? Don’t you think this is too much?

It seems like I had lose control on my work now. I do know what to do but I have leak of time to complete it. There are so many pending tasks to be completed within the 8 hours at office. How many job I can done on time? I can say it’s none!

Accounting is routine works. All are related and all can be accumulated but if the transactions not manage to record periodically, you can imagine the terrible mess.

I don’t know how to describe my work place now. Previously I am occupied only one big table and one side table but now documents are every way. I do clean up every day but I am disappointed with it because it is really out of control now…

Next weekend sis’s baby is going to celebrate his full moon. There will be a small full moon party celebration. An early wish from auntie: Stay healthily and Always be happy!

I do believe sis is working very hard to be a good mom. I saw she taken all the ‘necessary steps’ to ensure herself and her baby are both in ‘good condition’.

She don’t like to take pills but she taken prenexa prenatal vitamins during her pregnancy. She eats whatever she don’t like during her confinement just because she knows she need to keep good health and produce ‘productive’ breast milk to her baby.

This is the power of LOVE!

I am so surprise when I saw there are 236 comments are awaiting moderation. This is too much!

Any one can teach me how to avoid this continue happen to my blog?

Shall I off the discussion of my blog post by un-tick the section of ‘Allow comments on this post’?

Do you have any other way to solve this or better suggestion that you can share with?

I really hate this! What is the main purpose they send all those spam comments? Every one there are spam and every one will choose spam to delete the spam comments. What is the benefit they can earn?

I just renew my car insurance and road tax. I know this is a bad habit to do it at the very last minutes. I should take some times to study and search for cheap car insurance before I renew it. I did promise myself to do this when I did the renewal last year. But again, I missed it.

I should put this under my to-do list or jot down as a reminder to myself. It is not worth to spend more if I can get a cheaper deal. Perhaps I will be alert of renewal date and manage to get a better deal.

After I posted about acne problem at my back, my friend shared with me the pronexin reviews that she discovered this morning. She asked me to consider this acne treatment product to solve my back’s acne problem.

She is such a lovely friend. I appreciated her concern to me. This is called truly friendship. We are always busy on our own works. The only channel to keep in touch with each others is to read friend’s blog or check their updates at Facebook.

You will never know how many people and how much they care about you. They will give you their support and friendship no matter how far they are. This is called friendship!

This is nothing about religion. I feel peace when I listen to this song.

I love Faye Wong’s voice very much. She got so many nice songs and I like to sing in Karaoke. But I don’t think I can sing this song very well.

A friend recommended this to a pregnant woman and he said this is good for prenatal education. Try this if you are pregnant!

I am going to attend a wedding party in August. This is the open back dresses that catch my eyes.

It is no doubt that I am slim enough to wear this type of dress. I don’t mind to show people my sexy back. Do you agree that with some mole on the back will looks sexier?

I am looking for acne product and my friend recommend me to have a try on acnepril. My problem is not only on my face but on my back. I am having this problem since young. This is why I not dare to wear open back dresses or shirts before. I will show off my sexy back after the acne on back cured!

I used to ping my blog posts. I do it only when I published some interesting topics which I think people would like to know more about.

This is one of the ways to get new visitors to my blog. I can see my blog rank is not bad when I keep on ping my blog post periodically.

My blog ranking dropped significantly recently due to lack of time to blog. I am trying to do the same but unfortunately I found that the blog pinger that I love to use is now no longer existed!

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What’s happened with PetalingStreet.org? Do they make any announcement about the closure of the site? Kind of irresponsible to their royalty users, isn’t it?