Humor of the Day (1)
Many thanks to my colleagues and friends who forwarded so many jokes email to me.
Office life become brighter started with humor of the day. This is why I decided to post the jokes and share with you all.
As I always mentioned. No one can take away your happiness unless yourself. Smile Always. This is one of the motivations to us to be happy always.
You may have different view and some joke maybe not your taste but why make it so complicated? Just don’t be so serious when you read joke.
Here are some jokes that make me laugh for a day. I read again and again and still, the fun is there.
Enjoy the fun!
1.
What did the gangster’s son tell his dad when he failed his examination?
” Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours,but I never told them anything !! “
2.
What’s the difference between people
who pray in church and those who pray in casinos?
The ones in the casinos are serious.
3.
When I was young I used to pray for a bike,
then I realized that God doesn’t work that way,
so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.
4.
A little boy went up to his father and asked :
” Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from ? “
His father replied :
” Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother,
because I still have mine. “
5.
Jimmy’s teacher sent a note home to his mother, saying :
” Jimmy seems to be a very bright boy,
but spends too much of his time thinking about girls. “
The mother wrote back the next day :
” If you find a solution, please advise.
I have the same problem with his father ! “
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